Cart 0

Featured Collections

Featured Items

I Failed the Turing Test V-neck
It's NAP Time (National Apathy Party) V-neck
Don't (not) Panic V-neck
Mind the (income) Gap V-neck
Popular Front/Popular Back
H2 Zero (Save our water!)
Idle. Curious.
Mocksist Lemonists: The Coffee Mug
Mocker (Are you a mod or a rocker?)
Life, the universe, and... V-neck
Trio of Trilobites
Cheese Sketch: The Tee
Punctuation Marx V-neck
I am Banksy: The Onesie
Tern. Tern. Tern. (to every bird there is a season...) V-neck
WWKD? What would Keith do?
The world needs more (t-shirts about) Canada V-neck
Pearson's Pennant (and the great Canadian Flag Debate)
I used to be disgusted...V-neck
Never do the same thing onc...  V-neck
Fake T-shirt (so sad, so over-rated)
National Apathy Party (NAP) Theme goes here V-neck
Mind the (Income) Gap: The Coffee Mug
Time Lord In Training Infant Onesie

Welcome to Cryptic and Droll, a wry goods store.

We design groovy products for under-served markets. With the advent of print-on-demand manufacturing and fulfillment, we can now come up with obscure ideas without having to worry about whether or not anyone will actually buy them. 

Please explore our subject areas including:

Science and Technology

Arts and Culture

Social Studies

Popular Culture

and our very own Cryptic and Droll inspirations.