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Once upon a time stories were interesting. The end.
I used to be disgusted...
It's NAP Time (National Apathy Party)
PROOFREADERS OF THE WORLD UNTIE!
I'm not middle-aged, I'm MID-CENTURY MODERN
E Pluribus Unum Percentum
Semper Mod (Once a mod, always a mod)
Join the Mockist Lemonists!
Mind the (income) Gap
Person of Disinterest
BS-O-METER
Idle. Curious.
The world needs more (t-shirts about) Canada
Don't (not) Panic
Happy Sesquicentennial
Pearson's Pennant (and the great Canadian Flag Debate)
Laika, the Soviet space dog
ARPANET…where the internet began
DoublePulsar
I Failed the Turing Test (Reverse)
I AM BANKSY
Diatom…let the food chain begin!
Ilium New York (souvenir T)
I am a (Russian) Hacker

Welcome to Cryptic and Droll, a wry goods store.

We design groovy products for under-served markets. With the advent of print-on-demand manufacturing and fulfillment, we can now come up with obscure ideas without having to worry about whether or not anyone will actually buy them. 

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Science and Technology

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and our very own Cryptic and Droll inspirations.