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Featured Items

ABRACADABRA
ABRACADABRA V-neck
ABRACADABRA: The Coffee Mug
Alan Turing’s Proof...where computing machines started
Alan Turing’s Proof...where computing machines started V-neck
Alan Turing’s Proof...where computing machines started
Alien Megastructure General Contractor (No project too small or too big)
Alien Megastructure General Contractor (No project too small or too big) V-neck
Ammonite
Ammonite V-neck
Antikythera, the computer from 200 BC
Antikythera, the computer from 200 BC V-neck
ARPANET…where the internet began
ARPANET…where the internet began V-neck
Aztec Spider
Aztec Spider V-neck
BS-O-METER
BS-O-METER: The Coffee Mug
Burgess Shale’s Wonderful Creatures
Burgess Shale’s Wonderful Creatures V-neck
Cryptic and Droll- a wry goods company
Cryptic and Droll- a wry goods company
David Bowie (in cuneiform)
Diatom…let the food chain begin!

Welcome to Cryptic and Droll, a wry goods store.

We design groovy products for under-served markets. With the advent of print-on-demand manufacturing and fulfillment, we can now come up with obscure ideas without having to worry about whether or not anyone will actually buy them. 

Please explore our subject areas including:

Science and Technology

Arts and Culture

Social Studies

Popular Culture

and our very own Cryptic and Droll inspirations.