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Featured Collections


Featured Items

Fake T-shirt (so sad, so over-rated) V-neck
E Pluribus Unum Percentum V-neck
Pearson's Pennant (and the great Canadian Flag Debate) V-neck
I'm not immature, I'm UNADULTERATED V-neck
HMS Terror: The Franklin Expedition
HMS Erebus: The Franklin Expedition
BS-O-METER
BS-O-Meter iPhone 7/7 Plus Case
BS-O-METER: The Coffee Mug
Trio of Trilobites V-neck
HMS Erebus and HMS Terror: The Coffee Mug
Cheese Sketch: The Coffee Mug
Warning: Contains Precious Bodily Fluids
National Apathy Party (NAP) Theme goes here V-neck
Popular Front/Popular Back
Mocksist Lemonists: The Coffee Mug
Semper Mod (Once a mod, always a mod) V-neck
ROCKANDROLL
Mind the (Income) Gap: The Coffee Mug
Life, the universe, and...
It's NAP Time (National Apathy Party) V-neck
Cheese Sketch: The Tee
I Give a Poop: Infant Long Sleeve Bodysuit
Time Lord In Training Infant Onesie

Welcome to Cryptic and Droll, a wry goods store.

We design groovy products for under-served markets. With the advent of print-on-demand manufacturing and fulfillment, we can now come up with obscure ideas without having to worry about whether or not anyone will actually buy them. 

Please explore our subject areas including:

Science and Technology

Arts and Culture

Social Studies

Popular Culture

and our very own Cryptic and Droll inspirations.