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Featured Items

Once upon a time stories were interesting. The end.
Person of Disinterest V-neck
PROOFREADERS OF THE WORLD UNTIE! V-neck
Disappointalist V-neck
Warning: Contains Precious Bodily Fluids V-neck
I Failed the Turing Test V-neck
HMS Erebus and HMS Terror: The Coffee Mug
Punctuation Marx V-neck
BS-O-Meter iPhone 7/7 Plus Case
Don't (not) Panic
HMS Erebus: The Franklin Expedition
HMS Terror: The Franklin Expedition
Pearson's Pennant (and the great Canadian Flag Debate) V-neck
Geniune (caveat emptor!) V-neck
Fake T-shirt (so sad, so over-rated) V-neck
Ammonite V-neck
Burgess Shale’s Wonderful Creatures V-neck
I Failed the Turing Test V-neck
It's NAP Time (National Apathy Party) V-neck
Don't (not) Panic V-neck
Mind the (income) Gap V-neck
Popular Front/Popular Back
H2 Zero (Save our water!)
Idle. Curious.

Welcome to Cryptic and Droll, a wry goods store.

We design groovy products for under-served markets. With the advent of print-on-demand manufacturing and fulfillment, we can now come up with obscure ideas without having to worry about whether or not anyone will actually buy them. 

Please explore our subject areas including:

Science and Technology

Arts and Culture

Social Studies

Popular Culture

and our very own Cryptic and Droll inspirations.