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I Give a Poop: Infant Long Sleeve Bodysuit
Time Lord In Training Infant Onesie
Join the Mockist Lemonists!
Cheese Sketch: The Tee
Punctuation Marx
Do the WATSUSI
I AM BANKSY
Mocker (Are you a mod or a rocker?)
Punctuation Marx: The Coffee Mug
Tom Waits for No-one
Disappointalist
Ilium New York (souvenir T)
Diatom…let the food chain begin!
The world needs more (t-shirts about) Canada
BS-O-METER
ABRACADABRA: The Coffee Mug
Octarine, the new element V-neck
Trio of Trilobites
Mind the (income) Gap V-neck
Burgess Shale’s Wonderful Creatures
Ammonite
Special Circumstances
Oscar Wilde Signature
Don't (not) Panic

Welcome to Cryptic and Droll, a wry goods store.

We design groovy products for under-served markets. With the advent of print-on-demand manufacturing and fulfillment, we can now come up with obscure ideas without having to worry about whether or not anyone will actually buy them. 

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Science and Technology

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and our very own Cryptic and Droll inspirations.