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I AM BANKSY
ABRACADABRA: The Coffee Mug
BS-O-METER
Alan Turing’s Proof...where computing machines started V-neck
Special Circumstances
Diatom…let the food chain begin!
Ammonite
Timelord (In Training) V-neck
Ilium New York (souvenir T) V-neck
I failed the Turing Test: The Coffee Mug
Disappointalist
Timelord (Retired)
Do the WATSUSI
Proofreaders of the world UNTIE!: The Coffee Mug
Don't (not) Panic
Double Pulsar: Who's hacking who (whom?)?
I Give a Poop: Infant Long Sleeve Bodysuit
Antikythera, the computer from 200 BC
Mind the (income) Gap
BS-O-Meter iPhone 5/5s/Se, 6/6s, 6/6s Plus Case
The world needs more (t-shirts about) Canada
Geniune (caveat emptor!)
Join the Mockist Lemonists!
Life, the universe, and... V-neck

Welcome to Cryptic and Droll, a wry goods store.

We design groovy products for under-served markets. With the advent of print-on-demand manufacturing and fulfillment, we can now come up with obscure ideas without having to worry about whether or not anyone will actually buy them. 

Please explore our subject areas including:

Science and Technology

Arts and Culture

Social Studies

Popular Culture

and our very own Cryptic and Droll inspirations.