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Featured Collections


Featured Items

Join the Mockist Lemonists!
Pearson's Pennant (and the great Canadian Flag Debate)
Mocker (Are you a mod or a rocker?)
The world needs more (t-shirts about) Canada V-neck
Popular Front/Popular Back V-neck
Once upon a time stories were interesting. The end. V-neck
The Mods Are Alright V-neck
Timelord (Retired) V-neck
The Anachronist Party (plus ça change…plus ça sucks) V-neck
Disappointalist V-neck
Burgess Shale’s Wonderful Creatures
BS-O-METER: The Coffee Mug
E Pluribus Unum Percentum
I used to be disgusted...
Mind the (income) Gap V-neck
Person of Disinterest V-neck
Aztec Spider V-neck
ROCKANDROLL
BS-O-METER
Octarine, the new element
I Give a Poop: Infant Long Sleeve Bodysuit
Popular Front/Popular Back
Fake T-shirt (so sad, so over-rated)
Ilium New York (souvenir T)

Welcome to Cryptic and Droll, a wry goods store.

We design groovy products for under-served markets. With the advent of print-on-demand manufacturing and fulfillment, we can now come up with obscure ideas without having to worry about whether or not anyone will actually buy them. 

Please explore our subject areas including:

Science and Technology

Arts and Culture

Social Studies

Popular Culture

and our very own Cryptic and Droll inspirations.